"Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it."
Dylan at the Nintendo Oasis on the TV Guide Magazine Yacht [18.07.2013]
scrolling down my TL I saw the tip of this photo and thought, “oh just another cliche picture of the tower.” but thEN I KEPT SCROLLING And actually laughed way harder than I should have
Beckhams part II
that moment when you’re either too young for david or too old for his sons
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
i love this so much